Yeah, fasting. That's what i should do. I'm trying not to eat after 6pm (like Will Smith, who said on Oprah "I'm not physically active after 6pm so why would i eat?") but i'll wake up around 3am and start a pre-breakfast which is just a big wide tooth spaced bite out of a hunk of cheese. When i was young i'd bite into food and put it back in the fridge. My mother used to say "We have to put mouse traps in this refridgerator" knowing damn well the rodent was me.
Bluray...i guess i should say the blu ray player and the discs formatted with information are no longer needed when you can download the same clarity of information to a harddrive. Is Blu-ray better than HD. I thought Blu-ray was just a way of delivering information to a HD compatible monitor/tv? Or does Blu-ray refer to the information itself? I thought it was just a technology that compacted more information. I gots to go on the internet now and find out. Memory. That's the final frontier. Fuck the ocean floor. You have the option of downloading HD or regular looking movies (on xbox live and itunes) but netflix streaming picture quality streaming seems to depend on the wireless signal. It's all nonsense anyway.
People want clearer picture and sound in movies/music but are surrounded by ambient noise and shitty light fuzzy with a fucking grim film of industrialization hanging the air to begin with. Instead of a green movement, we should have a spacesuit revolution so instead of citizens being forced to be responsible for the environment we can completely bypass it and that antiquated idea of shelter. We can just become more self-absorbed inside of a secondary psyche shell (spacesuit) that allows us to be even bolder in thinking that everything exists around us and not through us. I like it.
Environmental suits with ipod hookups and surround sound, direct tv, high def, air purifying, moisturizing/exfoliating/sanitizing inner steam spouts, mother humming technology in the elastic belly armor plating, oxidizing fecal tank, betty crocking urine caker, euro translator, slang remixer, electro muscle stimulator, pornographic friction design with micro sensitivity tip clusters bunched around the genitals and fleshy walls of orifices, vitamin b generating boots with anti gravity ugg knit soles, skull molded helmets with changeable face visors ("look like a japanese demon of myth! look like Superman! look like your biological father!"), a comfort interlocking exo exo skeleton that eliminates your need to lay down to sleep, etc.
Sentences like "I feel like i'm outside of myself looking at the world" will be replaced by "I feel like i have diarhea but, like, it's 3 o'clock and i programmed my superself for daily medicating. [taps index finger to thumb] Superself....why am i not medicated?"
Superself System: I have diarhea
You - "Superself, i am your victim."
Superself System: I have diarhea
Etc. again. How long before some faggoty hippie modifies his spacesuit to make cheese? Then we'll have another strained movement in spacesuit technology where huge spacesuits are created to house individuals in spacesuits who want to grow their own food. We'd need another, larger, spacesuit for cheese storage and another spacesuit to house a spacesuited security force to police the cheese storage spacesuit. You won't win, you can't win.
Oh, what i mean is, maybe not right now (that should be the subheader for modern "being") maybe not right now but in just a few days, whatever advantages Blu-ray players offer will be voided in a barren landscape of digitally direct architecture. For reals. But then i guess you have to buy Blu-ray players to show interest in the technology so that Blu-ray players can be miniaturized and, eventually, stripped of a body altogether. Magic. Like when the titan Chronos swallowed his children and threw up the Gods. Wait nope. Like when Odin hung himself from the tree of wisdom...nope. Like when Jesus went up on that cross...nope. See if Jesus' body had been left to rot and his soul just hung around getting people drunk then i'd have something. Dionysus with a frown.
geez, i'm fatter than you but then, you're taller. I'm really fucking bored at work.
