i saw the devil and she likes candy and skating with celebrities

Mr. Murray Hill is awesome. I can't figure out why but i love him. He's a little too protective of the ladies though.

i don't know sheriff looks like we got a case of HAIRY BACK!

god is awesome but smells a little like ripple

the illuminati

look at my gorgeous belly. people can't keep their hands off of my belly

i should insult who now?

Mr. Porkbelly vs. Ms. Saturn

"I wonder what she meant by Jiggle Money?"

this is an old old friend of mine (no longer a friend). this morning i was searching through papers for something (none of you business) and i came upon this slide. she threw me down a flight of stairs one drunken night just after spitting in my face. i'm magic.

The Big Baby

this is from a year or so ago. i'm not very good with painting. see up in that corner...where i forgot to paint. i don't have the patience to wait for things to dry. a few months later i met the person this is a painting of. it was weird. never met him before in my life, then next thing you know, we're temping at the same job. i'm always telling him he needs to get the shit kicked out of him because he's such a big baby.

Fury

Fury, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

I forget what this was but it looks like the Fury from the UK Marvel comic Captain Britain. There you go, i like comic books.

snow day

snow day, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

The neighborhood still looks like this. I hate the winter.

Japanese Demon

Japanese Demon, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

I was stuck in the apartment with this monster for hours and hours.

Two Face

i drew this up in Rochester. I was mad at someone, can't remember who, and threw the photo out the window. The crows probably nailed it up on a branch by their nests. Rochester was a grave and crows carpeted the area all year round. Caw caw caw.

flings

flings0002, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

I have to clean this drawing up but i get so happy when i actually finish something (i post it everywhere). I was listening to Trick or Treatz by Metronomy.

Robins

IMG_0351, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

I swear there was a robin flying around here somewhere. fucker. anyways, i'm stuck in the apartment listening to Lavender Diamond's You Broke My Heart, Cat Power's Hate and a bunch of ELO. I need a crossbow.

I woke up to this nonsense

IMG_0361, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

When i woke up this morning...this shit was waiting for me. I went to the Korean grocer, got a bunch of supplies, realized i forgot my wallet, went back to the apartment and spent a few hours searching for it. i gave up. i think someone pickpocketed me.

On the way to the Saga

IMG_0170, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

This somewhere down near wall street. we were looking for a bar suitable for someone's out of town parent. this guy we were with asked me to ask the waitress for a table. i sweet talk her and we get a dope table in the middle of drunken business and this "guy" takes all the credit. you can't win in life. you can. you can't.

Sunday Night

i live around here. i'm trying to get to my apartment to take a leak because its too cold to whip out my buddy.