Dialogue from "Chinese Frankenstein"

Oh shit! It's a chinese frankenstein!

Chinese Frankensteins always think they know everything.

Chinese Frankenstein...LOOK OUT!

Is that a virgin i hear in the lake drowning just beyond the wood?

As long as you live under my laboratory, chinese frankenstein, you'll follow my non-asian rules!

Chinese Frankenstein hate staple remover. Staple remover hee yaw!

And so ends the tale of Chinese Frankenstein, now left lost and lonely in the molten underground realm of the Ginger Talon King. But wait, what is this? The ring that was given to him by Mark Twain now shines with light again! Ooops, i just kicked it. Can someone please turn on the house lights? Seriously, that ring belongs to me. It's not a prop. Hello? Tommy, throw those lights on real quick.