mattgetsserious

mattgetsserious, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

this guy looks all doe eyed but at the drop of a pin he'll gut you open like a fat puppy chewing on favorite shoes. you see the scalp too right? also, if W sounded like "you you" all questions would sound like timid declarations. "you you ood you take me to the picnic?" "you you eww took my virginity?"

w chin and ink hed

angrytim, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

i think they're making the american love. in super hero land these two would be inky head and The W Chin. She would stain your shirt and he would leave dents in stuff with his chin. i don't know these people. also, why isn't the letter W pronounced (you you)?

La Luci

615749373103_0_ALB, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

This guy all the way to the right, I work with him, he’s moving to some other job soon. He’d sell your mother on Ebay if you left her unattended. Uh, actually he might just take some time off of work so his girlfriend’s probably going to dump him. If any of you ladies are looking for an awkward sullen lover I can give you his info.

Generic SS

who, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

i'm already in a band (Training Mustache) but if i had another it would be called Generic SS (generic simple shit or generic same same, etc.) and these broads would be in it. I don't know the one on the right (i met her twice but was drunk both times) but the one on the left has long stems and a stuffed up nose and she was awfully kind to me after the operation on my genitalia. Huh? We'd play topless. Our first song would be called "when the kitty's wet you gotta rub on it's chest" It would sound like the Slits (i knew you were sitting all alone in your room i knew i was the only girl for you) meets John Cale (cleo cleo won't you come around and play.........). this would all be great but Shannon with the scarf won't commit. she's like 16 or something so it's all good.

america's greatest living poet

america's greatest living poet, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

seriously, david berman is one of america's great poets if not thinkers/dressers. here's a stanza from a silver jews song he wrote called black and brown shoes:


When I go downtown
I always wear a corduroy suit
cause it's made of a hundred gutters
that the rain can run right through
but a lonely man can't make a move
if he can't even bring himself to choose
between a pair of black and a pair of brown shoes

me and stink teeth

me and stink teeth, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

awwww man i was so high i don't even remember getting bitten by jackie chan. awww man................and look.............burt reynolds showed up from twenty years in the past. awww man somebody was giving out time machine rides. awww man.

horny

horny, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

she dance so good it make my pang pang throb like scared baby whale full of screaming white lava

Two minutes is all it takes for me to fag out!

cptwhatwhat, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

this is my roommate. he's english. i understand every other word he says. when no one is looking he says the most vile disheartening things i've ever heard another human utter. he's always calling people "stupid americans," as soon as they are out of earshot.

i'msogreat

i'msogreat, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

I am so great. You see the little guy all the way to the left, in the corner? he smells of corn husk. the indian street fighter looking guy all the way in the background pees on women, lives with his parents and ........... i'm pretty sure he pees on a mutual friend of ours when said friend passes out on his bedroom floor. I am so great. look at the little nigerian fella trying to break into our triangle.

ladyheynow&msdiarrhea

heynow&msdiarrhea, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

this chinese girl used to be a friend of mine and now i just talk to her when i'm broke and need a little taste of the whiskey in her cupboards (literally). the blonde looks like she done crapped her panties. i've had it with life!

get out of the picture dumb girl in white

girlsgirls, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

so what you're seeing here is my roommate's girlfriend smacking tits with her coworker and me pressing my throbbing ladykiller on my roommate's girlfriend's coworkers ass. there, i said it.

Jess Heather

Jess Heather Dec04, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

These girls can talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk