punked down by shannon...ON CAMERA!

punked down by shannon...ON CAMERA!, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

smell my neck is what her body language is saying. look at my earings...i made them with condom wrappers. he doesn't look pleased at all.

punked down by herm...ON CAMERA!

punked down by herm...ON CAMERA!, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

this is me at a lord of the rings gym out in West NY

my pal sarah

my pal sarah, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

she was a little combatative this night. there is a ghost in the background

my empty glass

my empty glass, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

i get terribly drunk sitting on the toilet

my shower curtain

my shower curtain, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

i get mighty bored when i'm sittin on that toilet

You can tell neither of them is listening to each other.

You can tell neither of them is listening to each other., originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

she is a conductor of lies and he is an orchestra of hormones in the key of titties

Where are her hands at?

Where are her hands at?, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

Condoms? We don't need no stinking condoms.

Baby Hulk smell like couch cheeses

Baby Hulk smell like couch cheeses, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

His anger is so potent that others must ignore him all together.

"Stick with me baby - i'll be the king of slum lords one day!"

"Stick with me baby - i'll be the king of slum lords!", originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

Tim & Mindy at a party...in a trailer upstate while a locust storm occurs outside? Nope.

dante's rib shack ale house

dante's rib shack ale house, originally uploaded by beast of all notions.

i move through the night like a sexual carbon copy