Dreadnoughts and Faggons

My girlfriend squeezed the dough around her belly button into the shape of a doughnut and asked me if it was making me hungry. I'm not sure of my reaction. Then she did the same to her roommate. She had a look of horror on her face. She had that look that people get on the subway when a homeless person bumps into them or sneezes without covering their mouth. Eeew!

Still no activity on the password enabling. None of the HR group came in today so there is no one to get things rolling. I've been sitting here wishing i'd brought my laptop so i could download porn. The company laptop provided me has some sort of porno block. I wish i had a built in porno block.

Tomorrow i go ice skating.