Way Out Then

I don't write much of anything anymore so slowly i have to let out all the nonsense until all the sense shows up.

Sonny Rollins (you pick the song) playing from the grate on the cell floor in the corner, just under the rusting sink.

Molissa X - History bigot and ex-military fruit canner. "It's not the motion of the ocean....it's all the dead sea life that's not decomposing due to all the big business tankers spilling preservatives all willy nilly."

Captain Willy Nilly - How can he live in such a humid room? He travelled to the future to buy a cubicle heater and came back with a cosmic humidifier. Hey cocksucker, keep it down over there! Not everyone in this building wants to hear you snapping your toes to the beat.

Coomba – super sensitive baby gorilla emotionally addicted to pocket combs. Sometimes late at night, when the crawling creepy thingies are steamy in afterglow, i imagine i can hear her sighing.

King Freddy – “If I drink all the beers in your fridge without throwing up…you have to sleep with me.” The thing is, Kind Freddy can hold it in until after he’s banged you. Sometimes, as he’s ejaculating, throw up will leak out of his eye sockets.

The Trembling Pickpocket – Not everyone needs nerves of steel to steal. Crime doesn’t pay but everyone poo poos on the unemployed.

Slosha – She “ain’t” drunk and she “don’t fucking need nobody,” which I think means she needs everyone. She's the team's leader and number one social contact. She's from the "fuckin" midwest.

MISSION ONE: Way Out West There Be Saxaphone Colossus