the bark of the sparrow

It's all fun and games until your feelings get hurt. This holds true unless you're one of those hunter seeker robots the government keeps funding. They throw money at the program to make the killers smaller and more amoeba like.

It's all chum and games until a child falls into the fish tank. That's the rule and any skimming past the rule's rim ends in:

decapitation

the shark turns into an crocodile and does a never ending death spin

dolphin rape

It's all gum and fame until you get caught making a tape of a shark and a dolphin having sex then infamy is the name. "hey, it's not sick if they're in love," you scream on the street while people throw coins into your brand new, steaming cup of coffee.