Shit and Shave: a drama in three acts

Act I:

El Ocho wanders the hallways of the tenement not understanding the flophouse layout. He turns and pees down a stairwell. Someone screams from above. El Ocho wanders into the communal bathroom, enters a stall, and pulls out his kit to shave.

Act II:

Rebecca, having just been mugged a few hours before, returns to her room to find it ransacked. She lets out a roar, picks up her towel and marches to the shower.

Act III:

Upon entering the bathroom Rebecca sees a circle of fecal matter and a naked drunk swaying in the middle of it. He has a razor in his hand that he is waving around like a conductor in front of an orchestra. Hello Ocho, she says heading back out of the bathroom, closing the door.